Effin' Birds Playing Cards

These irreverent playing card decks feature fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, accompanied by Audubon bird illustrations—from the author of Effin’ Birds.

Bird identification has a grand and noble tradition—but you won’t find that in Effin’ Birds Playing Cards, which pairs elegant illustrations with dirty sayings, witty insults, and a crapload of poop jokes. Based on the laugh-out-loud success of Effin’ Birds, this pair of playing card decks includes:

• two rude and ridiculous card decks, perfect for playing your favorite card game or just as a pick-me-up

• 108 cards featuring glorious full-color Audubon portraits and black and white sketches and engravings of birds saying the things that should not be said

• a simple and snarky booklet offering the rules for classic card games