Malicious Women Candle Co.

All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber This is where all the fucks have been hiding.  Time to do some damage an...

Shit Show - Infused with "Chaos" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake The candle that started it all for Malicious Women Candle Co. This is the candle I made fo...

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water Our candles are more intense than your 15 year o...

Bitches Get Shit Done - Infused with "Ambition" Scent: A Hot Mess No one changed the world at a tea party. Channel your inner Miranda Priestly. No...

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake "Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," ...

Fuck It. - Infused with "Just Fuck It." Scent: Take a Hike Seriously...Fuck it.  Scent: Take A Hike This beautiful blend is unlike any other sce...

Finally Retired! - Infused With "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!" Scent: Take A Hike (Fig, Cedar & Moss) You're retired... In other words, you...

Boss Lady -Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self Long hours and lots of hustle go into this one.  Espresso Yo' Self: ...

Engaged AF - Infused with "The Same Penis Forever..." Scent: Pink Champagne (Raspberry & Champs) He must have a big ___________. (Bank account...

Shit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber  Damn, this shit is so fucking great! The right words make everyt...

Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini What happens in the Club, stays in the Club. you can not invite yo...

Scent:  Death By Chocolate  Malicious Candles: 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured by the Malicious Women in Snohom...

In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories Scent: Oakmoss & Amber It sounds clic...

H.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Charge - Infused With "No Apologies" Scent: Pear & Ivy Pear & Ivy Tart and juicy, this scent captures the...

Group Text Shit Talking - Infused with "Screenshots" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint I love her and all, but the other day…oh, girl, I know! *Insert ...

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Bitch - Infused With "Bad Decisions & Good Memories" Scent: Sugared Cranberry Sugared Cranberry: Crisp, bright and s...

  Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face" Scent Grapefruit & Mint They can try to fuck with you, but you're Unfuckwithable! Grap...

Warr;or - Infused with "Strength" Scent: Rebel Rose Malicious Women Candle Co. isn't just about the sass and good smells. Our story begins wi...

#IVF Got This - Infused With: "Faith, Trust & Baby Dust" Scent: Pear & Ivy Scent: Pear & Ivy Tart and juicy, this scent captures the i...

Holiday Family Gatherings Candle Candle - Infused With "Competitiveness and Awkward Political Conversations" Scent: Mint Hot Chocolate & Pine ...

You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With " Raw 'Scent'uality " Scent: A Hot Mess  Scent: A Hot Mess  Our signature scent is a mess of bakin...

Magical AF - Infused With "Doing No Harm & Taking No Shit" Scent: Exotic Hemp (Sweet Cannabis Flower & Oriental Spices) It's the creed. I ...

I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink - Infused with "An Entire Bottle Of Wine" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine) How do you all do it? ...