
Beach Please! I'm a MotherF'n Mermaid Candle
Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint Keep posting your fitness motiv...
View full detailsBeach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint Keep posting your fitness motiv...
View full detailsI Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused with -"An Unhealthy Level of Attachment" Scent: Frooty Loops Because Fur Babies don't have an...
View full detailsDon't Make Me Use My Mom Voice - Infused with "Your Last Warning" Scent: Pear & Ivy Made for Mommy's time out. Scent: Pear & Ivy Tart and ...
View full detailsThey Whine, I Wine. - Infused with "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...Sip" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine) Call us cheesy, but this is the perfect ...
View full detailsManifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention & Doing The Work" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Musty & ...
View full detailsCrazy Cat Lady - Infused with "Excessive Facebook Posts" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while sta...
View full detailsMy Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Blueberry Cobbler There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the c...
View full detailsSome people reach rock bottom and know they need help. According to my son, he had to claw his way through hard pan to get to the underground spri...
View full detailsGo The Fuck To Sleep! - Infused With " Seriously...Shut The Fuck Up! " Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water R...
View full detailsGood Game, Good Game, F*ck You, Good Game - infused with "Sportsmanship" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Because there is always that one douche bag wh...
View full detailsThank You For Being My Affordable Therapy Alternative. - Infused With " I'm Still Depressed. (You Get What You Pay For) " Scent: Grapefruit & ...
View full detailsHappy Birthday - infused with "Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake Instant birthday, just add flame--and bail mon...
View full detailsTrust The Universe - Infused With "All Your Needs" Scent: Exotic Hemp (Sweet Cannabis Flower & Oriental Spices) Give it up to the universe ...
View full detailsWe Don't Lick People. - Infused With "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent: Frooty Loops I received an email from a customer that said I needed to...
View full detailsWhat THE Fuck Is Happening? Candle | Infused With "Seriously, What Is Happening?" Scent: Citrus & Sage Ummm...Like...I have no words....Everyt...
View full detailsA Candle For Karen - Infused With " The Tears Of The Offended " Scent: HoneySUCKle Scent: HoneySUCKle The perfect scent for this candle, sure to ...
View full detailsYou Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler Scent: Blueberry...
View full detailsCoffee 'Til Cocktails - Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self (Coffee & Whipped Cream) Light the candle, dr...
View full detailsI Love My Job Infused With Deep Breathing and the scent of 'Espresso Yourself'
You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With " Raw 'Scent'uality " Scent: A Hot Mess Scent: A Hot Mess Our signature scent is a mess of bakin...
View full detailsYes, I Am Single. No, I Am Not Available. - Infused With " High Standards " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini Scent: Lemon Drop Martini This candle is '...
View full detailsWarr;or - Infused with "Strength" Scent: Rebel Rose Malicious Women Candle Co. isn't just about the sass and good smells. Our story begins wi...
View full detailsBrains, Beauty, & Badassery - Infused With: "A Motherf'n Trifecta" Scent: Cabernet All Day Scent: Cabernet All Day True wine connoisseurs enj...
View full detailsDrink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water No, wine and coffee do not count as drinking ...
View full detailsAdulting - Infused With "Insufficient Funds" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self You knew your rent was going to be late a week ago. Forget about it for less...
View full detailsEvery Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self I don't know about you, but I'm all "com...
View full detailsFiltering The Fucks - infused with "Appropriate Office Behavior" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake This one really moves the needle and will have you circlin...
View full detailsI Miss Your Face! - Infused with " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine Cotton Candy & Pine: The sharp scent of...
View full detailsI Wet My Plants! - Infused With " Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space " Scent: Citrus & Sage Scent: Citrus &am...
View full detailsIn Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories Scent: Oakmoss & Amber It sounds clic...
View full detailsMeetings That Could Have Been An Email - Infused with "Silent Hostility" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake What we really need to look at here are the overal...
View full detailsMom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy When your mom deserves an island, but all you can affo...
View full detailsQueen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak) It would be exhausting to be this superior if...
View full detailsBoss Lady -Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self Long hours and lots of hustle go into this one. Espresso Yo' Self: ...
View full detailsBut First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine) No, you can't light this in the car on the way ho...
View full detailsCalm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water Our candles are more intense than your 15 year o...
View full detailsH.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Charge - Infused With "No Apologies" Scent: Pear & Ivy Pear & Ivy Tart and juicy, this scent captures the...
View full detailsBitch...You Got This! -Infused with "Positive Vibes" Scent: Pink Chandelier Get it girl! This is what you've been hustling for. The goal is not to...
View full detailsBitches Get Shit Done - Infused with "Ambition" Scent: A Hot Mess No one changed the world at a tea party. Channel your inner Miranda Priestly. No...
View full detailsGroup Text Shit Talking - Infused with "Screenshots" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint I love her and all, but the other day…oh, girl, I know! *Insert ...
View full detailsDo Epic Shit. - Infused with "Rebellion" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber "If it were me, I would do it like this." Yeah. Well. I'm not you, so I'm goin...
View full detailsYou're My Best Bitch - Infused with "All My Secrets" Scent: Pink Chandelier For the one who is in charge of your 'bad box' if anything happens to ...
View full detailsUnfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face" Scent Grapefruit & Mint They can try to fuck with you, but you're Unfuckwithable! Grap...
View full detailsBad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini What happens in the Club, stays in the Club. You can not invite yo...
View full detailsShit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Damn, this shit is so fucking great! The right words make everyt...
View full detailsAll The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber This is where all the fucks have been hiding. Time to do some damage an...
View full detailsCongrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake "Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," ...
View full detailsEngaged AF - Infused with "The Same Penis Forever..." Scent: Pink Champagne (Raspberry & Champs) He must have a big ___________. (Bank account...
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