Malicious Women Candle Co.

Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint Keep posting your fitness motiv...

I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Infused with -"An Unhealthy Level of Attachment" Scent: Frooty Loops Because Fur Babies don't have an...

Don't Make Me Use My Mom Voice - Infused with "Your Last Warning" Scent: Pear & Ivy Made for Mommy's time out. Scent: Pear & Ivy Tart and ...

  They Whine, I Wine. - Infused with "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...Sip" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine) Call us cheesy, but this is the perfect ...

Manifest That Shit - Infused With: "Setting The Intention & Doing The Work" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Musty & ...

  Crazy Cat Lady - Infused with "Excessive Facebook Posts" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler Whiskers is going to knock this one off the counter, while sta...

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Blueberry Cobbler There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the c...

Some people reach rock bottom and know they need help. According to my son, he had to claw his way through hard pan to get to the underground spri...

 Go The Fuck To Sleep! - Infused With " Seriously...Shut The Fuck Up! " Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water  Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water R...

Good Game, Good Game, F*ck You, Good Game - infused with "Sportsmanship" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber Because there is always that one douche bag wh...

Thank You For Being My Affordable Therapy Alternative. - Infused With " I'm Still Depressed. (You Get What You Pay For) " Scent: Grapefruit & ...

 Happy Birthday - infused with "Alcohol, Low Standards, and Poor Decisions" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake  Instant birthday, just add flame--and bail mon...

  Trust The Universe - Infused With "All Your Needs" Scent: Exotic Hemp (Sweet Cannabis Flower & Oriental Spices) Give it up to the universe ...

We Don't Lick People. - Infused With "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent: Frooty Loops I received an email from a customer that said I needed to...

What THE Fuck Is Happening? Candle | Infused With "Seriously, What Is Happening?" Scent: Citrus & Sage Ummm...Like...I have no words....Everyt...

A Candle For Karen - Infused With " The Tears Of The Offended " Scent: HoneySUCKle Scent: HoneySUCKle The perfect scent for this candle, sure to ...

You Did Something Beneficial For Me So I Bought You This Candle. - Infused With " Nothing (We're Even) " Scent: Blueberry Cobbler Scent: Blueberry...

 Coffee 'Til Cocktails - Infused with "An Appropriate Coping Mechanism" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self (Coffee & Whipped Cream) Light the candle, dr...

I Love My Job Infused With Deep Breathing and the scent of 'Espresso Yourself'   

You Are Hotter Than This Candle! - Infused With " Raw 'Scent'uality " Scent: A Hot Mess  Scent: A Hot Mess  Our signature scent is a mess of bakin...

Yes, I Am Single. No, I Am Not Available. - Infused With " High Standards " Scent: Lemon Drop Martini Scent: Lemon Drop Martini   This candle is '...

Warr;or - Infused with "Strength" Scent: Rebel Rose Malicious Women Candle Co. isn't just about the sass and good smells. Our story begins wi...

 Brains, Beauty, & Badassery - Infused With: "A Motherf'n Trifecta" Scent: Cabernet All Day Scent: Cabernet All Day True wine connoisseurs enj...

 Drink Your Fucking Water! - Infused With "Love & Hydration" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water No, wine and coffee do not count as drinking ...

Adulting - Infused With "Insufficient Funds" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self You knew your rent was going to be late a week ago. Forget about it for less...

Every Great Mom Says The "F" Word - Infused with "Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self I don't know about you, but I'm all "com...

Filtering The Fucks - infused with "Appropriate Office Behavior" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake This one really moves the needle and will have you circlin...

I Miss Your Face! - Infused with " Loneliness & 'You' Deprivation " Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine Cotton Candy & Pine: The sharp scent of...

I Wet My Plants! - Infused With " Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space " Scent: Citrus & Sage Scent: Citrus &am...

In Loving Memory Of The One Who Left Paw Prints On My Heart - Infused With "Healing & Happy Memories Scent: Oakmoss & Amber It sounds clic...

Meetings That Could Have Been An Email - Infused with "Silent Hostility" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake What we really need to look at here are the overal...

Mom... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t -Also Sorry I Cuss So Much. Scent: Pear & Ivy When your mom deserves an island, but all you can affo...

Queen Of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak) It would be exhausting to be this superior if...

Boss Lady -Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self Long hours and lots of hustle go into this one.  Espresso Yo' Self: ...

But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine) No, you can't light this in the car on the way ho...

Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water Our candles are more intense than your 15 year o...

H.B.I.C. Head Bitch In Charge - Infused With "No Apologies" Scent: Pear & Ivy Pear & Ivy Tart and juicy, this scent captures the...

Bitch...You Got This! -Infused with "Positive Vibes" Scent: Pink Chandelier Get it girl! This is what you've been hustling for. The goal is not to...

Bitches Get Shit Done - Infused with "Ambition" Scent: A Hot Mess No one changed the world at a tea party. Channel your inner Miranda Priestly. No...

Group Text Shit Talking - Infused with "Screenshots" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint I love her and all, but the other day…oh, girl, I know! *Insert ...

Do Epic Shit. - Infused with "Rebellion" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber "If it were me, I would do it like this." Yeah. Well. I'm not you, so I'm goin...

You're My Best Bitch - Infused with "All My Secrets" Scent: Pink Chandelier For the one who is in charge of your 'bad box' if anything happens to ...

  Unfuckwithable - Infused with "A Resting Bitch Face" Scent Grapefruit & Mint They can try to fuck with you, but you're Unfuckwithable! Grap...

Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini What happens in the Club, stays in the Club. You can not invite yo...

Shit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber  Damn, this shit is so fucking great! The right words make everyt...

All The Fucks -Infused with "Absolute Fuckery" Scent: Oakmoss & Amber This is where all the fucks have been hiding.  Time to do some damage an...

Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake "Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," ...

Engaged AF - Infused with "The Same Penis Forever..." Scent: Pink Champagne (Raspberry & Champs) He must have a big ___________. (Bank account...