Star Wars: Dad Jokes

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A charmingly corny book of Star Wars-inspired dad jokes, perfect for geeky fathers, pun lovers, and sci-fi fans of any age.

What kind of stories do Wookiee parents tell at bedtime? Hairy tales.

Why do the warriors of Mandalore leave their helmets on? It's Mandator-ian.


A Jedi Master fights with a lightsaber, but a Jedi father wields the most powerful weapon of all: comedy. Fight the Sith with the knee-slapping, groan-inducing power of these Star Wars-inspired dad jokes or join the dark side and terrorize your family and friends with an army of bad puns. The perfect balance of hokey and wholesome, Star Wars: Dad Jokes is sure to slip through any defenses and have even the most serious of Padawans rolling their eyes.

As Master Yoda might say: Laugh, you must!

© & ™ 2023 Lucasfilm Ltd. FAMILY FUN: Star Wars is nothing if not a family drama—after all, it boasts one of the most famous dads in movie history. This wholesome, light-hearted book taps into the same family-friendly appeal as Jeffrey Brown’s Vader and Son series, with jokes that will delight parents and Star Wars fans of all ages.

UNIVERSAL HUMOR: Like your old man’s trusty baseball cap, dad jokes never go out of style. Jokes and puns continue to be a universal crowd-pleaser. This unique blend of corny and groan-inducing humor is guaranteed to make anyone laugh or, at the very least, shake their head in intergalactic wonder.

STAR WARS GIFTS: Star Wars is the fandom that never sleeps. With frequent releases on Disney+ and a full calendar of social media holidays, including the annual "May the 4th Be With You" and “I am Your Father’s Day” celebrations, you don’t have to travel to a galaxy far, far away to find the perfect gifting moment for a Star Wars fan in your life. Perfect for:

  • Fans of Star Wars movies, books, and gifts
  • Jokesters and pun lovers
  • Father's Day gifts for dads, granddads, uncles, and parental figures
  • Baby shower or new baby gift
  • Free Shipping Over $100

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