Here's a card my dad and husband absolutely hate! "Today is a *very* special day. Today is the day you came out of your mom's vagina. Like, SO many years ago." The perfect card for the friend you can't help but give a little shit to every time you see them*. ;) *Dedicated to you, Jordan (one of my very bests and my oldest friend). Love you!

* 4.25 x 5.5" card

* Blank inside

* Printed on high quality, thick (100 lb.) matte cover paper

* Comes with a white envelope

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