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You're Not Old, You're Chronologically Advanced Card

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$ 5.99

A fun and clever birthday greeting sure to bring a smile to the face of your loved one on their birthday! A thoughtful alternative to the snarky, mean-spirited cards available for older adults at your local retailer.

Outside: You're not old! You're chronologically advanced

Inside: The inside is a BLANK canvas, ready for you to add your heartfelt message, making your card extra special for the recipient.

Here’s what you get
- Single-fold greeting card, featuring original designs.
- Blank inside, ready for your personalized message.
- Boutique size (A2), 4.25 x 5.5-inch card.
- Matching envelope.